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Postcard from a blonde Having a wonderful from Flashcomment Blonde jokes Jokes
Postcard from a blonde: Having a wonderful time. Where am I?

Be careful never to let a blonde from Flashcomment Blonde jokes Jokes
Be careful never to let a blonde have a coffee break... It takes too long to retrain her afterwards!

Did you hear about the blonde who from Flashcomment Blonde jokes Jokes
Did you hear about the blonde who was a really good cook? She could get pop tarts out of the toaster in one piece!

I offered a blonde a penny for from Flashcomment Blonde jokes Jokes
I offered a blonde a penny for her thoughts.... she gave me change!

What do smart blondes and UFOs have from Flashcomment Blonde jokes Jokes
What do smart blondes and UFOs have in common? You always hear about them but never see any!

What do you call a blonde with from Flashcomment Blonde jokes Jokes
What do you call a blonde with two brain cells? Pregnant!

How do you make a blondes eyes from Flashcomment Blonde jokes Jokes
How do you make a blondes eyes shine bright? Shine a torch in her ear!

How do you make a blonde laugh from Flashcomment Blonde jokes Jokes
How do you make a blonde laugh on a Wednesday? Tell her a joke on a Monday!

Did you hear about the blonde tap from Flashcomment Blonde jokes Jokes
Did you hear about the blonde tap dancer? She fell in the sink!

A blonde once shot an arrow into from Flashcomment Blonde jokes Jokes
A blonde once shot an arrow into the air... but missed!

Why did the blonde stare at the from Flashcomment Blonde jokes Jokes
Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice carton? It said "concentrate" on it!

Why did the blonde burn her ear from Flashcomment Blonde jokes Jokes
Why did the blonde burn her ear? The phone rang while she was ironing!

Why did the blonde tiptoe past the from Flashcomment Blonde jokes Jokes
Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet? She didn't want to wake the sleeping tablets!

What do you do if a blonde from Flashcomment Blonde jokes Jokes
What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? Run - she is still holding the grenade!

A dumb blonde was really tired of from Flashcomment Blonde jokes Jokes
A dumb blonde was really tired of being made fun of, so she decided to have her hair she would look like a brunette. When she had brown hair, she decided to take a drive in the country. After she had been driving for a while, she saw a farmer and a flock of sheep and thought, "Oh! Those sheep are so adorable!" She got out and walked over to the farmer and said, "If I can guess how many sheep you have, can I take one home?" The farmer, being a bit of a gambler himself, said she could have a try. The blonde looked at the flock and guessed, "157." The farmer was amazed - she was right! So the blonde, (who looked like a brunette), picked one out and got back into her car. Before she left, farmer walked up to her and said. "If I can guess the real color of your hair, can I have my dog back?"

A blonde and a redhead went to from Flashcomment Blonde jokes Jokes
A blonde and a redhead went to the bar after work for a drink, and sat on stools watching the 6 O'clock news. A man was shown threatening to jump from the Brooklyn Bridge, and the blonde bet the redhead $50 that he wouldn't jump. Sure enough, he jumped, so the blonde gave the redhead $50. The redhead said, "I can't take this, you're my friend." But the blonde insisted saying, "No. A bet's a bet." Then the redhead said "Listen, I have to tell you that I saw this on the 5 O'clock news, so I can't take your money." The blonde replied "Well, so did I, but I didn't think he would jump again!"

A blonde was driving down the road from Flashcomment Blonde jokes Jokes
A blonde was driving down the road listening to the radio and was quite upset when she heard blonde joke after blonde joke. A little way down the road, she saw another blonde out in a field rowing a boat. The blonde stopped her car and angrily jumped out yelling, "You dumb blonde bimbo! It's blondes like you that give the rest of us a bad name! If I could swim I'd come out there and give you what's coming to you!"

Three blondes were walking through a field from Flashcomment Blonde jokes Jokes
Three blondes were walking through a field when they came across a set of tracks. The first blonde looked down at the tracks and said, "I think they could be bird tracks." The second blonde went to look and said, "No, I think these are deer tracks." They stepped aside and the third blonde went over to the tracks. She looked down, then got run over by the train!

Two blondes were in a parking lot from Flashcomment Blonde jokes Jokes
Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. First Blonde: "I can't seem to get this door unlocked! Second Blonde: Well you better hurry up. It's starting to rain and the top is down!

A person went into the office kitchen from Flashcomment Blonde jokes Jokes
A person went into the office kitchen one morning and found a new blonde girl painting the walls. She was wearing a new fur coat and a nice denim jacket. Thinking this was a little strange, he asked her why she was wearing them rather than old clothes or an overall. She showed him the instructions on the tin, "For best results, put on two coats".